Meet the greatest floating cooler known to man.
You: "Hello greatest floating cooler known to man."
Greatest Floating Cooler Known To Man: "Sup."
The stuff about it:
- IT FLOATS
- It has a cooler in the middle of it that fits a 12-pack of La Croix
- It has four cupholders
- YOU CAN PUT CANS OF ADULT BEVERAGES IN THOSE CUPHOLDERS
- It has two plastic handles for handling it
- It's 2.25' wide and 1' tall


