My 3rd grade teacher said I couldn't put this many pineapples on a pair of trunks. Take that, Mr. Andersen.
The only risk in wearing this outfit is that you may be elected president of the universe, which now, yes, is a real thing.
Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5.5 inch inseam.
Materials: Made out of 100% nylon.
Details:
- Elastic waistband for maximum swim
- Stretch mesh liner.
- Back pocket for your sand dollars.
- Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Chipotle loyalty card.